The joke's on me

i'll take you to a really nice restaurant
year right, the cheapest bar 'till closing time
sure i'll buy a beer cause i'm a nice bloke
but i gotta ask them back cause i'm also broke
yea i dont give a fuck i'm cool like that
oh i cant believe you almost fell for that
'cause deep inside i'm just a lonely geek
who likes to pretend that the ladies love me

so if you wanna get ahead in life
you had better not follow my advice
but if you want the women to like you
even if it's just for a week or two
start drinking and take it from mr. hyde
let that pseudo-deep freedom bullshit be your guide
and remember to fuck before hitting the friend sector
'cause you don't wanna end up like phil spector

oh am i being serious? i really don't know
i'm just counting the bridges that burnt down
and if i ever start to regret a thing
i'll just get drunk and start it over again
no but really, thanks for being my muse
i hope i was there at least to amuse
so if you ever feel like it, give me a call
and i'll wear that old familiar role